salty nigger

An african american exposed to chilly weather leading ashiness in the pores of their skin otherwise known as their winter salt. This can be related to blacktop during the winter months covered in a fresh dusting of snow also known as the lotion of winter and then the plow trucks come by to make sure they keep that niggertop salty.

"Yo man my main nigga Javon is one salty nigger."-Black friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend

salty nigger by saltyborat December 17, 2010

salty snickers 

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.

Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.

salty snickers by poopfetishist October 23, 2006

salty ragdoll 

when your done fucking a girl you take the condom off after you cum in it then you take the cum filled condom and slap her tittys with it.......

boy: "hey after we fuck can I give you a salty ragdoll"

girl: "sure make it EXTRA salty for me"

boy: "Trust me it will be"(smiles)

salty ragdoll by Nate newpower January 7, 2009

Salty Water Cannon 

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

Salty Water Cannon by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Salty Marlin 

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

Salty Marlin by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

salty orgasm 

when one is in a state of bliss, when chewing on sun chips feels good with a pleasant cheddery taste, this is a salty orgasm.

"Dude, after getting a natural high, i had some cheddar sun chips and had a salty orgasm

salty orgasm by misssaramarshall January 14, 2010

salty leave 

a split in a relationship resulting in tears

John and Mary's fight ended in a salty leave.

salty leave by b_144 November 4, 2013