Rub a dud

When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.

Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"

"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 05, 2020
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throat rub

Oral sex with deep throat. A womans answer to the mustache ride. Like a neck rub but for the inside.
Can i give you a throat rub, Becky? Then I'll take you for a mustache ride.
by Duckie45895 April 22, 2016
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Rubbing the Bag

When you're with her and just massaging to the point where the bag is no longer in wherever is being massaged and touched.
YOOO. I was rubbing the BAG out of her clit dude it was crazy.
by Bagman45 April 27, 2019
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Uncle rub

The act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress
That creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing
by ELBENO99 October 17, 2016
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surface-rubbing

Surface rubbing can refer to:

1.) Copying somebody's music style; biting, but to a far larger extent - rather than replicating their style, like what happened to autotuning, the music sounds almost identical.

2.) Trying to replicate someone's way of life.

3.) Try to become a higher social status by replicating someone's behavior, thought to be edgy or cool.
Example for definition No. 1:

"Yo, bob! Did you see that? BigBoiDuck bit my rap style!"

"Nah, man! He just surface-rubbed you, his beat, voice, and even lyrics are nearly the same as yours."

"Shit, I need to sue him!"

Example for definition No. 2:

"Bro, I'm the only one in the universe who eats waffles upside-down."
"Not anymore. Penny Beanstock just surface-rubbed you, he eats waffles upside-down like you."
"Such a shovel."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That new guy at our carwash - Steffen Cockson - he's surface-rubbing me, don't you think?"
"Yeah, he used to be shy and now he's trying to be crazy like you! Totally surface-rubbing!"
by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 28, 2018
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rub her tucker

When someone rubs a transgendered penis
Bro did you rub her tucker.
by Boostfreak January 30, 2017
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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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