Super Retard

Someone who surpasses the Stupidness of a normal Retard Or lacks a large amount of Self Awareness

Did you hear that Jack is now classified as a Super Retard?

by Rathy June 18, 2020

Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person

I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)

by The_Woo November 4, 2021

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.

In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

Retard Aura

An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.

Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.

by Jodelosa November 10, 2010