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Porn Demons

That's the thing... We knew it when we all see it, but cannot able to name the porn demons. It's the feeling that we all feel 24/7, 365 days a year!
Lucifans summoned porn demons on the purpose...or accidental? They often are possession by porn demons when h hours occurred!
by Deckerstar2917 October 4, 2021
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porn vrat

Not watching porn in order to please the Gods
arre Bhenchod, I have a porn vrat today, the final exams are coming around
by MCBCROCKS January 6, 2016
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Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019
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Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.
Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.
by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017
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Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.
After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.
by tho4m October 14, 2017
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LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.
I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022
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Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.
Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.
by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016
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