To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.
by superwolf December 28, 2020
Get the Stork porkmug. Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
Get the Pork-Based Lawnmowermug. When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,
"slaps" their lower under belly.
This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.
It is very animalistic.
"slaps" their lower under belly.
This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.
It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
Get the Pork Slappingmug. A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
Get the pork wellingtonmug. by The Rowbs May 5, 2018
Get the Bush Porkmug. 1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.
2. The act of being gay.
3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
2. The act of being gay.
3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013
Get the Pork Joustmug. Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
Get the pulled pork twinkiemug.