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Penguin

A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.

v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.

*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
by ThatsAnnoying January 8, 2023
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Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".
by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011
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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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club penguin

Club Penguin- the game that I played on my old iPad when being young. It's a Disney game from the 2000s and shut down in 2017 like toontown shutting down in 2013. Club penguin island was bad, and but disney was trying to save fan-made recreations of the game.
by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023
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Penguin Fucker

hallo
a fucking racist: ew are you a Penguin Fucker
by EthanTheCommieLOL August 6, 2021
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Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”
That man over there is such a Penguin tent”
by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020
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