A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
by Alina2212 September 23, 2019
Get the Penguin mug.When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016
Get the Penguin Pile mug.Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
by Armchair General October 10, 2016
Get the hot penguin mug.A person who gets along intimately with the same sex but is also autistic. Their behavior is rapid or unusual ,almost like the animal. -Be mindful of how It can be a bit of a deragatory way to refer to a neurodiverse homosexual. Most times its intended to be used by someone of that catogorey ,more playful.
by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025
Get the Penguins mug.Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
by SystemOverload February 5, 2019
Get the Penguin mug.This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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