One Down

the opposite of one upping someone, trying to match a complaint with and even worse grievance.
Person A: I don't think I did to well on this test!
Person B: Well, at least you studied. I didn't even know we had a test today.
Person A: Why are you always trying to one down me, let me have my moment.
by aly_xandra April 26, 2007
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one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
by PTFCLinePolice June 14, 2018
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Each One Teach One

When God teaches you it's your
responsibility to teach others.
Each One Teach One for education.
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one v one me

Oner verses one, to against one another.
One v one me, I bet you won't cause you got no game.
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one up-one down

when you want to be cool and are asked the question of how you are doing, you can answer one up-one down, instead of the ubiquitous so-so
by Sexydimma March 19, 2015
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one up-one down

If you want to sound you can answer one up-one down instead of the ubiquitous so-so
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blaze one

blaze one?
by Bluntman October 07, 2003
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