Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.

Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!

by IloveChristina1234 March 21, 2022

Three Man Front

Where you violently and roughly get fucked by all the members of the front, phrase said by "sissified men" asking for some action in a group or unit position.

Particularly includes three men or more in per setting, with the phrase user being on the submissive role.

"God I need a Three Man Front so bad!"

by July 29, 2024

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

Front Load

A newer individual in Fort Eustis going through AIT classes who acts like a shitbag.

Wow that fucking front load is late to formation, he must be on publications.

by Kyshbs November 14, 2021

Front load

The act of having a partner skip the line to smash when you already hand someone waiting in line.

I know mark is sweet but i had to front load mark

by Lazy sushi October 10, 2023

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.

Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.

by LA Bear May 11, 2022