bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021
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Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.
Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!
by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024
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bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.
Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.
by B_squared March 30, 2019
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Bullshitting

smearing the shit of a bull over someones entire body, including the schlong and asscheeks
by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023
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bullshitting

When you add extra, un-nessesary words to an essay to meet a certain goal.
Guy 1: How did you meet the 5000 word requirement?
Guy 2: I just did a bit of bullshitting.
by Cyclopz420 October 28, 2019
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expensive bullshit

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.
by Spartan Kong June 09, 2014
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Bullshit Ben

"I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.

"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
by Gingo June 02, 2024
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