Your one and only big titty goth girlfriend. She's got big tiddys and you know she's goth by the way she vaccums your porkstick
Damn he's got a really nice big titty goth girlfriend.
Ah shit if I don't do better than this my big titty goth girlfriend will really fuck me tonight
Ah shit if I don't do better than this my big titty goth girlfriend will really fuck me tonight
by RockTRapp November 10, 2017
...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.
Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...
Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH
Me: *cums*
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.
Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...
Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH
Me: *cums*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 01, 2022
The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.
You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-
"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"
"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."
"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."
"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."
"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"
"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."
"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."
"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."
by Austavious Rex March 30, 2010
Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.
Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"
B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."
2.
A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"
B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"
B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."
2.
A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"
B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
by FlyingNinjaRightBehindYouRUN May 10, 2011
by Get a bf or gf rn November 21, 2019
Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!
Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now
Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now
by bigpussyeater November 13, 2019
by Bad bitch period🥴 August 02, 2020