Ur mum

Ur mum

Ur mum

by Ftsfwtt October 5, 2023

Johns mum

Fine big booty girl
That loves anyone to that comes into her life

Johns mum is a very hot person

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Chubby’s mum

Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday

You would you like to be my chubby’s mum

by Spike speigel January 27, 2022

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018