Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019

sweet muffin

A shot of fireball. Mostly ordered in large quantities.

I'll have a shot of fireball. Better yet lets get a bakers dozen of sweet muffins!

by Gary03mw January 20, 2017

shizz muffin

a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.

1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"

2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."

by Lainebear December 31, 2011

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 8, 2022

Blueberry Muffin

The best food ever created!!

You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!

by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017

Muffin twin

Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.

Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.

by Muffin twin January 1, 2019