Muff Cabbage

Made popular by a SouthPark episode on September 13th, 2010. It's a Jersey thing. The believed meaning is a hairy vagina. Muff = Hairy/Hair , and Cabbage = Vagina.

Cartman: What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.

by SheaBoogie October 16, 2010

Muff Ears

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

by paulmakespasties September 12, 2006

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing...

You are trash! You know what you are, you're Muff Cabbage!

by Prudence86 October 18, 2010

bitch muff

A phrase used to portay extreme displeasure and/or disgust. A negative response.

"Aww bitch muff. My head is killing me."

by Kimmyboo May 21, 2006

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

Muff Murderer

The slayer of all pussy's that have very hairy like qualities

Damn, chris is the coldest muff murderer on the east coast.

im a muff murderer, and you better respect it.

by Muffalufagus September 13, 2009

muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011