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Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.
I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.
by Perturbation April 26, 2019
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Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.
- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.
by Vadissimo November 1, 2008
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Native Mexican

Native Mexican' is a person who's half Native American n Mexican. (Spanish)

Usually can tell just by "Eye shape" n nose.
It feels good to be Native Mexican !
by DrewApex August 6, 2017
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mexican army

Mostly a French expression "armée mexicaine" in reference to the Mexican Revolution, where the Revolutionary Army, including many of its generals, was seen from the outside as composed mainly of peasants with no military training.

The phrase underlies the inability to lead with several inconsistent contractors, and especially an organization where everyone holds an honorary position.
That company operates as the mexican army!
by Fishing Fishy Fish October 15, 2020
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Mexican Swish

The act of putting on a sombrero onto someones head and placing your balls into their mouth and swishing them around
Amus: EYYYYYY PANTAHOE
Alex: You better watch yourself or you are gna get MEXICAN SWISHED
by Roast 'n' Toast March 10, 2009
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Semi-Mexican

a person who was born in Mexico came back the U.S.A and caught a really white accent and lost all Mexican heritage
Semi-Mexican: omg my g-friends needs to stop texting me
Mexican: Dude wern't you born in mexico
by Riko98 March 16, 2009
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mexican express

"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
by miaJ March 15, 2009
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