When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.
by Perturbation April 26, 2019
Get the Mexican Starfishmug. Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.
The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.
We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)
We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)
by Garboth May 22, 2008
Get the Mexican Sciencemug. the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo
jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022
Get the mexican burritomug. "mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
by miaJ March 15, 2009
Get the mexican expressmug. When you surprise a girl by having your soft dick in a taco shell waiting for her. When she see's it you get hard, breaking (Hulking out of) the taco shell.
by FeartheTaco January 15, 2013
Get the Mexican Hulkmug. Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.
Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?
Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.
Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?
Cracka: That's american nachos.
Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.
Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?
Cracka: That's american nachos.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
Get the mexican nachosmug. Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son
by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020
Get the professional Mexicanmug.