Mexican Polo

Like regular polo, but using riding mowers and rakes instead.

Juan and Carlos were playing Mexican Polo earlier today.

by Atheistzilla June 10, 2013

Mexican Hotbox

When the driver of a vehicle lets a beefy fart, then locks the windows, forcing the other occupants to marinate in the aroma

"Why is that guy in the backseat gagging and trying to break the window out?" "See the driver laughing? Dude just pulled a Mexican hotbox"

by Baloo76 May 17, 2014

Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

by Perturbation April 26, 2019

mexican army

Mostly a French expression "armée mexicaine" in reference to the Mexican Revolution, where the Revolutionary Army, including many of its generals, was seen from the outside as composed mainly of peasants with no military training.

The phrase underlies the inability to lead with several inconsistent contractors, and especially an organization where everyone holds an honorary position.

That company operates as the mexican army!

by Fishing Fishy Fish October 15, 2020

professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020

Mexican Hulk

When you surprise a girl by having your soft dick in a taco shell waiting for her. When she see's it you get hard, breaking (Hulking out of) the taco shell.

Molly made tacos last night so I surprised her after with the Mexican Hulk.

by FeartheTaco January 15, 2013

Mexican Siphon

The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).

Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".

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by Dubsack63 January 20, 2013