Lord Lard

Defines someone who is the king lard. They allow everyone to do stuff for them because they are Lord Lard. Everyone bow to them because they are the most comical and amazing in the room.

Look it’s Lord Lard sitting on her lap. Lord Lard! Lord Lard!

Let’s go get Lord Lard something to eat they need their protein.

by Whitkinster June 18, 2019

Cringe Lorde

One who acts in an extremely cringey way. May also post cringey photos or say cringey things.

Corey Downs is the ultimate cringe Lorde.

by Weirdindianguy October 8, 2019

Lord Hades

Lords hades is a red wolf and dragon hybrid, many pray and worship the beast in hopes of his luscious choccy milk.

Person: dude wtf Catzo added lord hades to urban
Catzo: UNG FARTS

by Catzo, the italian penis girl April 14, 2020

Florida Lord

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

Jizz Lord

A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.

Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....

by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020

Lord Ivan

A handsome popular socialite that is the son a private jet trading tycoon, and heir to a vast amount of wealth. Even with such prominence, Lord Ivan is still very friendly and down to earth, and loves to socialize and make friends.

I wish he was more like Lord Ivan, I don't care if he is rich, I just want somebody who is genuine as well.

by Jessica Tay September 12, 2020

Sesh-Lord

When a person or entity who is previously seen cool and hip with the kids suddenly turns out to be a fucking rapist

Sesh-lord means When a person or entity who is previously seen cool and hip with the kids suddenly turns out to be a fucking rapist

Yo glow stick man from the 2003 kino “Freddy Vs Jason” is a sesh lord.... Wtf he’s a rapist

by TaranKino’sFootFetish October 19, 2020