Lazy

Sam

Sam is lazy.

by jabberboxx April 21, 2017

The Lazy Hobo

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.

"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"

by Meoww. January 12, 2012

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018

lazy snuzan

In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.

Wake up! Has Lazy Snuzan got you again?

by Bakedpotato771 April 18, 2016

lazy

people who don't do shit like go outside

your so fucking lazy brad.

by penis denis March 19, 2022

Lazy

When Cody is too fucking lazy to do his own job and he asks everyone to do it for him.

Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)

by Nofucks0361 March 20, 2019

Lazy

Zachary

Zacharys lazy

by The Homies Boy October 5, 2020