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Jessica

look at how big that bulge that Jessica has is.
by benis11 April 20, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica is a very sweet human being. She's kind, caring, pretty and funny. She cares about everyone around her. Other ways to use the word Jessica are Jess or Jessie.

Jessica has 4 siblings, two dogs and one cat. Jessica is married to a woman named Par and she loves Par dearly and has no clue about what to do without her Par.
Jessica, did you see the bark bark arf arf crack crack boom boom
by Ida! March 13, 2024
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Jessica Morrison

Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?

Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.

Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?

Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022
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Jessica

The Most Beautiful Woman in the universe, it's just a fact.
her name is Jessica, she's beautiful, what more is there to say? they might not all be as beautiful as my Jessica, but they're still beautiful.
by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica ist a cute and beautiful Girl, and one of the best friends you ever found. She is nice at Cuddle and Love. She is also a great Mafia Boss and called Jessi
Normal : i love you

New : i jessi you

Normal : the Mafia will kill you

New : Jessica will kill you
by xXxJESSIWAIFUxXx August 19, 2018
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Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy
Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom
by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020
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Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.
Stop being such a Jessica.
by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025
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