Jessica

A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords

Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!

Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.

by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021

Jessica Brink

The most beautiful, perfect and funny girl in existence. She will manage to make any day no matter how miserable it is just absolutely perfect.

She’s like a Jessica Brink

by TheWorldsRealOpinion June 27, 2025

Jessica

a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom.

hey jessica,oh wait that means “a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom”

by your girl L March 14, 2022

Jessica Britt

A girl who gets with 20+ guys on a night out

My god you were really doing a Jessica Britt last night

by Cornishcock January 7, 2022

Jessica

Someone who slept with their goddamn English teacher

Jessica! Did you sleep with your goddamn English teacher?

Mr. Wilson, what no?

Jessica you are such a little slut!

by Big dick grant January 20, 2023

Jessica (WF)

A person who is so full of joy and love. Jessica will go above and beyond to make sure everyone is having fun! She is the life of any goldeye experience and her warm fuzzies are the best out there! A Jessica is the perfect picture of what a friend should be.

Oh, you want to be a Jessica (wf)! Duh, everyone wants to be a Jessica.

by Yoursecretwarmfuzzyfriend June 3, 2021

Jessica

A jessica is the hottest girl you would ever meet. She is a bit of a weird one at that. Being both nerdy and crazy she can bring a smile to everyones day. She is the type to be doing advanced maths and advanced english oh no wait Extension english. Anyone to have a jessica in their lives are blessed by the angels or the devil at that. She is the biggest cookie eater you would ever meet and makes everyones day a lot more better. Everyone loves her and is willing t gain help and seek advice from a Jessica

Boy 1: That boy over there
Boy 2: Yeah what about him
Boy 1: His dating Jessica what a lucky dude

by Jack Burric May 12, 2022