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Hello

Used as a greeting or to begin a phone conversation.
by Ari 2.0 June 2, 2023
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Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.
dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024
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Laois Hello

Pronounced 'Leash', the Laois Hello is a method of greeting a member of the opposing gender in which the aggressor gets the victim in a quasi- forceful headlock and proceeds to unconsensually kiss them on the lips. This technique came to notoriety in the county of Laois, Ireland, hence the title it bears.
"No way boys, I just saw Ryaner give Tiffany the most questionable Laois hello of all time!"
by Humdinger McDaniels February 9, 2024
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Hello

When you meet someone how you describe yourself
Hello no comes from English language in all animals fur countries
by Okgdvfcv December 3, 2020
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Hello darkness

When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.
Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."
by Bite za dust March 29, 2017
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Hello Guys

A sort of charming response- a discrete excuse- to abdicate responsibility by establishing your recent arrival in the moment, thereby dodging your mistake. Must be said in a swedish accent with a smug smirk.
"Son, aren't you supposed to be studying?"
"Umm... Hello Guys..."
by Snoppis På Loppis October 5, 2022
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Hello

"Hello" is a common greeting used to acknowledge someone when meeting or starting a conversation. It can be used in both formal and informal settings. Variations include "hi," "hey," and "greetings."
Hello!
by Hihelloheyhow April 6, 2025
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