Hunting

The act of going to the bar and rigorously hitting on women until they are bothered or offended (though some bigs ones are flattered by the attempt)

Jeremy: “hey, lets go Hunting later the bar, I’m trynna catch a big one”

Ryan: “what’s wrong with a little hunt everyone seems to have a problem it’s just a little hunting, I’m think I’m gonna catch another big one”

by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024

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Get the Huntingmug.

Street hunting

When you go outside (most preferably in some high-poverty area) and hunt for rabid dogs, stray cats, diseased birds and horny rats. A very difficult job. Most people tap out on the first day. To catch one of these animals, you have to lure them with either dead squirrels or rats or birdshit or rat urine. Once your desired prey comes along, you grab a net and trap the animal, regardless of if they scratch or bite or kick. Never kill your prey. If you do, they will be worth absolutely nothing and you'll be forced to throw them in the trash or a lake. But if you DO catch the animal alive, you usually skin them and either take their hide and pelt for yourself, or sell them to a homeless man for about 5 cents and 2 cigarettes. Thanks to street hunting, many homeless people have warm bedding and the death rate for homeless people freezing to death has gone down by 83%.

Man 1: ayo imma go street hunting catcha later
Man: k get me a dirty cat pelt with a rat's dick stuck to it

by e r r a t a s e d o u m February 23, 2021

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