crimson hammer

the unit of a ginger; the male genitalia of a "red-head"

Logan pulled down his pants and hit me in the face with his crimson hammer.

by ginger killer February 8, 2010

hammer toss

For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.

Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.

by Hammertoss May 30, 2008

Hammer man

A massive elongated penis who only comes over for one thing to hammer the wet vagina real good

Bring that fucking hammer man here daddy ive been waiting all day for you

by Savy my nigga September 16, 2018

Korean hammer

When a guy penetrates a girl really hard while singing any song by SHINee, BIGBANG, or SNSD.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you sound really hoarse! What's up with your voice?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, I gave my girlfriend a Korean hammer last night! I didn't know I could sing that well!"

by poopsnikkity December 16, 2013

blind hammer

When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.

Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.

by Jesse McGurdy April 30, 2006

The Hammer of the Gods

when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.

Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.

Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.

by buttery_nipple August 23, 2009

hindu hammer

when you take a handful of Viagra at the age of 25 and pound you girlfriend so hard in rear on Halloween night and shoot a quick heavy shot of cum on her forehead causing her to wake up the next morning with a red dot and practicing Hinduism.

OMG Becky look at your forehead, did you boyfriend perform the hindu hammer last night?

Response: Fuck ya he did it was Halloween BEEEEAATCH

by Rock Hard Balboa October 31, 2017