Harry Caray Hairy Scary

Derived from the term Hairy Scary (excessive pubic hair). The Harry Caray Hairy Scary occurs when you find public hair on your Chicago-style deep dish pizza.

Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.

by kdbamaman November 18, 2012

big black hairy balls

big black hairy balls

i like big black hairy balls. they are yummy.

by lotion_god December 8, 2022

kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

Hairy Hog Slop Job

That with the bear from the Shining

That bear in the Shining gave that dude a hairy hog slop job

by doctorcoktopus July 8, 2012

Sweetness Fes Hairy Zero Cool

Well "hairy" means awesome, as well as "zero cool". So that makes it twice as cool! And "sweetness" inhances it even more! As for "fes"... I have no clue where that came from =P I didn't make that part up! So you put it all together, and it's this totally AMAZING, ROCKING word!!!!!!!!!!!

Llama's are definitely "sweetness fes hairy zero cool"!!!

by Jo Rempel December 7, 2006

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 HAIRY BACKS

Male homosexual intercourse. Derivation of the Shakespearean reference to traditional male / female intercourse MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS.

"Do you think he'd be the type of guy Jen might like?"

"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."

by TRex1 July 29, 2008