google bordum

when you are soooooo bored you start just looking up google for NO reason.

i have google bordum.......

by Pink Oreo May 17, 2019

Rage Googling

Rage Googling happens when you are so peeved at something that you start googling to see if there is anyone else out there as peeved as you are…

Rage Googling: to get mad and google to see if other people are mad at the same thing you are

I’m about to Rage Google why IKEA chairs don’t roll when you want them too!

by _SleepyCat_ June 23, 2022

Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)

Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.

by koolyman June 14, 2011

Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013