A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

front butt

frontal miniature gluteus maximus.

in other words, vagina.

weggie is to butt, as camel toe is to front butt.

by anon221 April 2, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

Iron Front Zionism

The pro-zionist and pro-democracy ideology with a strong anti-totalitarian and anti-fascist stance drawing inspiration from the Iron Front’s militant resistance to and rejection of authoritarian, nazi, and communist regimes that historically oppressed Jews. It’s also the belief in the defense of zionism as a democratic, liberal nationalist movement against both far-right and far-left totalitarian ideologies. Finally it also puts the emphasis on self-defense, resistance to antisemitism, and support for the IDF or similar institutions as protectors of Jewish sovereignty to symbolize the defense of Jewish democracy against modern threats.

I am believe in iron front Zionism

by barrmiceter July 14, 2025

all qwyatt on the western front

How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.

If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>A Sincere Snickers Becomes A Stuttering Problem IN front Of Cup Noodle<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025