satan

a big hot chonkalonk with a big ding dong

((did i mention he's hot??)

h-hey satan~ UwU~~

by hair salon December 8, 2020

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Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022

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Satan piñata

A chihuahua.

Look at that ho walking her satan piñata.

by It’s Gucci May 19, 2020

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Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

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satanization

to execute your current status of your free will without taking any social nor ethical evaluation of it into account or to put it very short: 'uncritical doing'

actively respecting the old folk wisdom of thinking before acting prevents society to become prone to any serious rate of overal satanization in respect to the accumulated practical decisions people make during the course of a day

by EndgamePuncher October 28, 2019

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