Fish Whisperer

A proficiant fisher, who knows not only how to catch all types of fish, but also know what they are thinking and can teach others to do the same.

George is such a fish whisperer, he can teach you how to catch whatever fish you would like to target.

by Felekides January 27, 2009

Fishing for compliments

Someone who feels to bring up how they're "ugly," or "fat" in every single conversation so that people will disagree and compliment them.

Example:

Bella: *is literally 98 pounds*

"I'm so fat!"

Shawn: "No, you're not!"

Bella: "Yes, I am! I'm so fat and ugly!"

Shawn: "Ya know what bitch? I don't give a flying fuck. You are fat and ugly then. Shut the fuck up and stop fishing for compliments."

by Literatebadass05 September 1, 2017

Fishing buddies

People who are highkey friends but have something lowkey

Dude 1 "hey what even are you and kena?"
Dude 2 "we're just fishing buddies"

by Josequevro July 5, 2016

Stupid Fish

When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.

Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish

by Chuter November 24, 2009

fishing with a shotgun

trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"

- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"

by kevbee May 13, 2007

Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

by Don Shitty January 13, 2017

Formspring fishing

The act of constantly posting your formspring link in hopes that someone will ask you a question about your life. Usually this fishers will sit all day without a question, and will fall into depression over the fact they have no friends who give a damn.

Lexi has been formspring fishing all day, but nobody wants to ask her why her cunt smells like dead fish.

by 4s.gv December 9, 2010