Eli Henry

Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.
That guy I met at the karate, dirtbike, paintball clue was an eli Henry kind of guy.
by EAH36 January 13, 2023
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Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker
“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
by Charlize Nelson June 02, 2025
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Eli thombs

A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
Eli thombs:hey
Girl: OMG he’s so nonchalant!
Girl 2: I bet he has a BBC
Eli:yh
by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024
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Eli Glover

YouTuber well known for Tacoma Sub videos and Gooning
Did seen Eli Glover Gooning right before he crashed out?
by Big_Nigga_smedly February 19, 2025
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Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
by leonshrodusky May 25, 2011
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Eli Shift

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift
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Eli Niggafart Morgan

cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,

and nigs
"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"

yessir daddy can i suck you off too?

"BET NIGGA"
by schliggagigganigga May 30, 2024
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