eating a test

1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.

2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.

1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !

2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!

Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.

by Thunder07 December 10, 2020

eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.

Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.

by BrianCharles August 3, 2022

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018

Eating with McGraw

When you go outside to eat in the bitter cold without any coat.

Wanna go out side and eating? We'll be eating with McGraw

by peacefulcheast31 December 18, 2019

Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.

Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂

by Awe LTD October 7, 2020

Eating Streets

Someone who likes to go out alot or walk around outside aimlessly. Mostly used by Un Educated.

Ben: Mom where did Chris go?
Mom: Out eating streets
Ben: Jesus Christ he's never home.

by Cool Guy August 15, 2015

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012