National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 05, 2020

geri-eli

Strong, funny, independent pot head who can't play basketball or jump rope.

Why is Geri-Eli high again?

by Hahahahahahahhhh March 14, 2017

Eli Glover

YouTuber well known for Tacoma Sub videos and Gooning

Did seen Eli Glover Gooning right before he crashed out?

by Big_Nigga_smedly February 19, 2025

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky May 25, 2011

Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 06, 2022

tia and elis

Not meant for each other at all

Tia and Elis can never be together as Eli’s is a prick

by Not me so dont tbink jts me June 23, 2024

Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

by Fansssss January 22, 2021