Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*
Basically.
Basically.
by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

by Kation March 19, 2022

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
"What a couch whore."
by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

by Americon187 July 24, 2021
