this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
Get the peyton coopermug. It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.
by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023
Get the Coopermug. by BigBank_Boy March 28, 2021
Get the Coopermug. Get the Coopermug. Cooper is a Musician who loves to mess with his friends. He is a funny guy who doesn't get much work done. His friend is also sort of funny but has small eyes.
He is such a cooper
by josh42 November 22, 2019
Get the Coopermug. Tall, kinda shy guy that hates his name usually with blue eyes. Can be trusted with a secret. Truly cares about all his friends, but has troubles with his family. Is an animal lover and doesn't believe in hunting. When he actually puts effort into his appearance, he is very attractive. Once you get him to open up to you he is very funny and cute. He has a troubles past, but doesn't let that affect him and stays happy anyway. For some reason is single a lot of the time because he can't make the first move. Likes to make dirty jokes, but doesn't want to have sex until he is sure he isn't just horny. I finally got him as a boyfriend and he is one of the funnest and cutest guys I know. If you know a Cooper like mine and think he's kinda cute, say something.
by Grace 25 March 5, 2020
Get the Coopermug. by caca_eyes February 22, 2023
Get the zoha and coopermug.