Cookie

A piece of crack cocaine, larger than a rock, and often in the shape of a cookie.

P1: Raindrops
P2: Droptops
P1: Smokin on cookie in tha hotbox
P2: (Cookie!)

by STUNNA WVTTZ June 24, 2023

live cookie

1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.

2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.

1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?

2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.

by Bennet Too July 2, 2005

colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it

Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!

by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010

Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012