Orange center School

Filled with racist homophobic rednecks that have been vaping since the age of 12.

Orange center school is a shithole that looks like a garage.

by Shutupteehee December 17, 2023

Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

bethlehem center high school

an actual hellhole. if you’re unfortunate enough to attend this school, how’s it like to have mold poisoning, being a drug addict, not showering, or being completely normal and getting shamed for it? and how’s it like dealing with some of the generous pedo teachers? if you want extra credit you bet they have it. whenever you walk past the bathrooms you immediately smell a whiff of what can only be what hell smells like. the roof is collapsing and so is our physical health.

girl 1: oh my god what is that smell
girl 2: its the bethlehem center high school kids.

guy 1: makes sense

by mygollyimgonnapee January 7, 2024

keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.

Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?

by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024

Byron Center Blow Dryer

It is the act of cumming on a man or woman’s face, and burping on it until it’s dry, then throwing up into their dirt star and having them poop out your vomit and their feces onto your back

Yo, did you hear that lake edward marsh gave Adam Clark a Byron Center Blow Dryer, no way they do that freak shit

by Skatplay May 8, 2024

sea center

the sea center is a place with lots of fish and two superior employees named hannah and adelia. it's the best place in santa barabra. if you go there, avoid the guy named max. he's scary and he'll attack you

H: Wanna go to the sea center?
A: Yes.

by strayraymond February 21, 2024

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024