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Clown Shoed

A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.

Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"

or

"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
by JessFink January 21, 2009
mugGet the Clown Shoedmug.

The Long Clown

It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo June 20, 2008
mugGet the The Long Clownmug.

Step on a clown

Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?
by bowen_arrow May 5, 2010
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Dead Clown

Mainly used in relation to depressed clowns but can also be used to describe circus acts with suicidal tendencies.
Trapeze Artist 1: "What's up with Dylan?"

Trapeze Artist 2: "He's having a real bad time at the moment"

Trapeze Artist 1: "You don't think he'll go Dead Clown do you?"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
mugGet the Dead Clownmug.

clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.
I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?
by MosesI July 30, 2019
mugGet the clown watermug.

ammo clown

A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.
Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"

You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."

Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."

You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014
mugGet the ammo clownmug.

Clown-shy

A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.
As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.
by ahleec April 28, 2010
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