Chuck Naked

The state of being completely naked except for a pair of Chuck Taylors on your feet.

It was only afterward that I realized I was standing there "Chuck Naked".

by Kermit Yodel June 22, 2020

Naked man

A nom that has been proven to be naked

Alpha : „ did you see the naked man over there ?“

by :p tuff luck June 8, 2021

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Tits naked

When you are half naked, tits out

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!

by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019

Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

naked sevens

Something that bugs you so much even though you could live without changing it. Or you can't change it yourself, someone else must do it. You get anxious it bugs you so much.

Her grass is SO long, it bugs me like naked sevens!

I hate the way my teacher writes her 7's, they don't have lines through them like I write them. They're naked sevens!

by happyasaclam12 April 12, 2011

Naked pic day

Dec 16

Ayy its dec 16 get naked pic day

by Gayhoilkg December 16, 2020