Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.

I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

chest-burster

A baby xenomorph, shown in the entire Alien serious as well as Alien vs Predator 1 and 2. This is the 2nd stage in the xenomorph development after a human (or something of comparable size) is attacked by a face-hugger. After a short period of incubation it burst out of a hosts' chest like an evil bloody penis, then runs of somewhere to feed and grow at an unnaturally fast rate.

A chest-burster is the last thing the hosts sees before they die.

by Rena Snake March 4, 2008

Bustra Move

Bustra Move is used when a guy is tuning/stringing along multiple girls at once with no success.

Have you seen Joel lately, he's laying down the bustra move.

by Whiteo July 22, 2004

toasty bustier

A man or woman who gets toast and shoves it on their significant others rectoral area

You wanna come over later, maybe do some of the toasty bustier?

by radiant.triangles July 14, 2019

busted

(In drag) being unpolished or messy.

Gurl, her look tonight was busted.

by Loleeeeta September 19, 2016