When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
by Name Fart March 24, 2020
Get the Crippling Bullshitmug. A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
Get the Practical Bullshitmug. Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
Get the Bullshitmug. Michael: Dude, I just keep getting rejected left and right, this is a Clusterfuck of Bullshit!!
Chad: Damn man..
Chad: Damn man..
by Saint Nick the 4th December 20, 2021
Get the Clusterfuck of Bullshitmug. "I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.
"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
by Gingo June 2, 2024
Get the Bullshit Benmug. Fuck this bullshit
by mmhgndvfkjnbg January 29, 2020
Get the Bullshitmug. James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
by Shaman3 January 1, 2023
Get the No Bullshit Guymug.