a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021
The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.
Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!
by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024
When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.
Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.
by B_squared March 30, 2019
by Spartan Kong June 09, 2014
"I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.
"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
by Gingo June 02, 2024
Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.
Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021
the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023