Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.

Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man

by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020

Brian Kee

One of the most perfect guy on this world and owns the kee to your heart.

Person A: Who is the most perfect guy on this world?

Person B: Don't you know? It's Brian Kee

by little_foot November 23, 2021

Brian norris

Brian norris i an absolute fucking G. He smokes weed, knows spongebob and rides pink motor crosseres. On a normal day brian will start by rolling a joint as fat as his son charlie then kiss squidward and then do 60 backflips on a pink motor crosser

Brian norris is awsome

by Ypyo August 18, 2019

Brian

holy sh** how is that mutha***** so tall?

that giraffe is such a Brian

by Sejin's Mom August 17, 2018

Brian Jass

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

"Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian jass."

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian jass ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian jass."

"Only a Brian jass can save all of humanity".

"He just pulled a Brian jass."

by chacha88 November 14, 2011

Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

Brian T

When you dry hump a cow and slap it in the face with it's own poop.

Man the other day I was with my boyfriend so I decided to have him watch me pull a Brian T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025