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wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.
by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017
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Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!
by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018
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emoji blind

When your poor ass too broke, and you got an old ass phone that can't keep up to date with new emoji, so all you see are blocks. Your ass blind to everybody's culturally appropriate shrugs, thoughtful smiley faces, and tacos.
Girlfriend: 🤷🏻 ♀️🤷🏻 ♀️
You: I can't see that. I'm emoji blind
by wokeupinapanic October 5, 2017
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Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once
“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls”

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”
by Medical information December 28, 2021
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poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.
Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.
by 367 September 27, 2018
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Bird Blindness

The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”

Normal person “Thats an eagle…”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”

Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”

Normal person: “Bird blindness?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”

Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”

Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”

Normal person: “yeah! See?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”

Normal person: “wow.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”
by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025
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