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birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.
by The Formuoli March 24, 2016
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Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
by Nessachuu June 24, 2016
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birthday from a girl

when it is your birthday and a girl let's you have sex with her however you want.
i got a birthday from a girl at my party
by fungirl19524 May 25, 2016
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birthday

the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.
Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!

You: F*uck off
by AB kat girl 12 June 1, 2016
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Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016
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Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
by imverydaddy December 8, 2016
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birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,
"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016
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