When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
by laserboy January 8, 2016
Get the butthole shieldingmug. 1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016
Get the Butthole Surfermug. A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 April 25, 2017
Get the Butthole Surfermug. by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017
Get the butthole milkshakemug. by YaBoiRickyPopiati June 9, 2019
Get the Buttholemug. A butthole tickler is someone who tickles someone's butthole then takes their asshairs and burns them infront of the victim that had the butthole tickled. To become a true butthole tickler, one must complete the task of tickling a persons anus at least 10 trillion times in one week.
by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024
Get the Butthole ticklermug. A group of persons who's sole purpose for congregating on a social network is to troll, harass, complain and spread annoyance. (see: 4chan and anonymous)
by weehawk August 1, 2012
Get the Butthole Collectivemug.