extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.
also good on toast.
also good on toast.
Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!
Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!
(hurls panic butter, then exit)
Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!
(stands around confused until arrested)
Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!
(hurls panic butter, then exit)
Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!
(stands around confused until arrested)
by hollystunjemma December 27, 2007
Get the panic buttermug. Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.
You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm
by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009
Get the Rumple Buttermug. Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.
by mmitty March 25, 2009
Get the Butter Monstermug. When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017
Get the Butter Knifemug. Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the blood buttermug. Term given to a lady who shows off a beautiful, perfect face; but the body (or, bod) is a different story.
The word is butterface's cousin. See butterface.
The word is butterface's cousin. See butterface.
Adam: "WOW! Check that bank teller out..."
(Bank teller stand up to grab a file)
Adam: "Oh darn, she's a butter-bod."
Jason: "Yo dude what's wrong with that? I like butter."
Adam: "No, no...everythings nice but-her-bod, so she's a butterbod."
Let's roll.
Moments later-
Jason: "...Duuude look at that find lady by the mustang, those gotta be Double D's!
(woman walks closer.)
Adam: "Aww no man. She's a butter-face."
(Bank teller stand up to grab a file)
Adam: "Oh darn, she's a butter-bod."
Jason: "Yo dude what's wrong with that? I like butter."
Adam: "No, no...everythings nice but-her-bod, so she's a butterbod."
Let's roll.
Moments later-
Jason: "...Duuude look at that find lady by the mustang, those gotta be Double D's!
(woman walks closer.)
Adam: "Aww no man. She's a butter-face."
by butter-boy August 4, 2009
Get the butter-bodmug. The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.
Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”
Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”
“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”
“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”
“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”
by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023
Get the Butter munchermug.