"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"
"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
by Bachii07 April 16, 2012
It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.
"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."
by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017
Jack: hey have you been running lately?
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?
Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?
Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.
by Mom4running March 26, 2024
Lucy without her glasses makes her blind - lucy with her glasses on makes her look like the woman from weakest link
by Funnylad22 December 05, 2021
Blind is a book by your mother. It is about a blind girl named Samantha who faces many trials because of that. In the end some things work out for her like she gets her sight back and meets the man of her dreams but some other things don’t work work out like she goes to jail for murder.
by Awesomestever July 21, 2022
or more commonly known as carso197 is a word to describe somebody or thing that can not see out of either eyes or in some cases 1 eye
by Danduerango June 21, 2022