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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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anil blindness

I dont see my ass or my self doing whatever it is you have asked me to do
Your boss ask you to do something you tell them you have anil blindness
by DIMPLES POOH February 2, 2015
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blind audit

I was bored so I randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where I saw a group of students in a random room so I walked in and blind audited.
by gnilrets March 27, 2015
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blind bandwagon

A person that only likes a sports team because...
•it has their favorite player
•their friend(s) like that team
•they no nothing about the sport
•etc
J. That guy is terrible at football
H. I know
J. He doesn't know any of the rules or how to play
H. He only knows knows the Patriots because he is in love with Tom Brady's wife
J. He is such a BLIND BANDWAGON
by Yodleodles June 20, 2015
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blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....
During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house
by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015
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Blind liked

When someone liked your post regardless if they truly like it or not
Jessica totally blind liked my post because she so wants my nuts
by bobbeling July 10, 2016
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blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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