baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023

Bajorkled

I heard this in a dream, I have no idea what it means. All I know is that it is slang for "we are fucked".

"we are bajorkled"

-a man in my dreams two second before dying to something I can't explain.

by I have no maidens July 27, 2024

bajillenia

Slang for an insane amount of time that can only be comprised of it being over multiple millenia

“The universe has existed for like, a bajillenia!”

by Bobonboon August 5, 2024

bajeekey

the distance between the left and right buttcheek

your bajeekey is extra defined today

by anonymous August 11, 2024

bajeekey

the space between your left and right buttcheek

can i eat your bajeekey???

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Bajan Dozen

Four beers for Twelve Barbados Dollars

Bartender, give me a Bajan Dozen of deputy (deputy being the brand of beer)

by Antonio Cuyler August 13, 2024

bajoinkle

A three person activity, involving at least one guy. To bajoinkle is to ejaculate onto one person’s elbows while they are being lifted in the air.

I asked Mason and Aiden if they would like to bajoinkle with me later.

by AidenXMason🤭🤭👏🏻👏🏻🍑🍑😍 August 22, 2024