August 3rd

An emo girls birthday-

: "Hey isn't it august 3rd? The emos birthday?
: "Oh yeah man I just realized because she doesn't exist that much."

by yourfruitymf August 24, 2021

dirty august

when u light a girls hair on fire and jizz on it.

me and ur sister did a dirty august 2 hours ago

by frække pølser September 16, 2021

August 16th

National ass slapping day

You can slap anyone's ass

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: Why'd you do that
Boy: because it's August 16th

by Diskmakaa August 15, 2021

August 29th

Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout 😉)

His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop

by Tutaita November 2, 2019

August 6

August 6 is National slap your bestie butt day ✋🍑😜

Emily:*slaps bestie on the butt*
Bestie:Why did you do that!!??
Emily:Cuz it’s August 6 National slap your bestie butt day baby!!🤤🔥😌

by slapurbestiesbutt June 4, 2022

August 10

National boyfriends day. Post them to your social media & show them you care. 🤍

Hey guess what!! ITS august 10th ITS NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY!!!

by Hey ik you August 10, 2022

August 13th

August 13th is the day the absolute angel of a human Na Jaemin was born! Seriously Jaemin from Nct is such a gorgeous person it's hard to believe he exists- he's sweet, adorable, caring, has gorgeous eyes and an even more gorgeous smile, what is not to love about this man <3 He always showers everyone around him with love and is the most precious bean ever <3 if you don't stan him you're missing out on a stunning person and also the absolute talent he holds like his voice? His photography? His cooking? Seriously how does he exist and might I add his visuals- he is so breathtakingly beautiful <3 if you need a serotonin boost everyday looking at Jaemin is exactly what you need <3

Person: omg today is August 13th you know what that means?
Czennie: ofc I do, it's Jaemins birthday!

by Pixiejjaem November 24, 2021